Hopefully I've got an 18+ agreement on this account.
But I will double up the warning here. Please do not read on unless you are 18+. Seriously mature content to follow!
So, I've agreed to participate in M Jane Collette's Audio Book Blog Tour.
An excerpt is to follow.
As she's read True's Love by me, she knows I can be very smutty, so think she's reserved the rudest chapter for this very blog post.
So without further ado, here it is...
Welcome
to Stop 14 of the Consequences AudioBook BlogTour
CUNT IN A BOARDROOM
from CONSEQUENCES (of defensive adultery)
an EROTIC tragedy with a HAPPY ending
by M. Jane Colette
performed by Elisa Kae
18+ ADVISORY: Consequences is
intended for an adult (18+) audience. It deals with mature subject matter, and
contains explicit language and sexual content. Listener and reader discretion
is advised.
The tour is bringing
romance readers and listeners the opportunity to listen to all 48 full,
unabridged chapters of Consequences well in advance of the audiobook's
Christmas release.
Plus, there are fabulous
prizes at every stop, and 48 chances throughout the tour to enter to win a
COMPLETE set of M. Jane Colette's paperbacks!
WHAT'S THIS BOOK ABOUT?
An
affair. HEARTBREAK. Consequences. ABSOLUTION,
redemption, and LOVE… in the most unexpected places–a steamy second chance
romance unlike any you’ve ever experienced… featuring an ALPHA
lover-confessor you haven’t DARED dream about.
Elizabeth did not plan
to break up his marriage when she had an affair with her law school professor.
But she did. Fifteen years later, she’s still coming to terms with the
consequences of her youthful infatuation: a stepdaughter who hates her, an
ex-wife who will never forgive the betrayal, a sister-in-law who’s
determined to make Elizabeth her confidante. Compelled to reveal the
"tragedy of her life" to a nameless lover, Elizabeth finds herself
forced to reconsider her definition of love, commitment, and responsibility—a
process that finally releases her from the shackles of her past mistakes and
shows her the way to her own happily-ever-after.
A NOTE ABOUT
STRUCTURE: The
story unfolds over the course of one night, as the narrator Elizabeth relates
the “tragedy of her life” to her current lover as they, to quote a reviewer “do
lover things.” The
story Elizabeth tells spans 15 years. The scenes between Elizabeth and her
lover are pure dialogue, and interrupt the “story proper.” There is no “he
said/I said” in the dialogue between Elizabeth and her lover… a challenge the
narrator solved masterfully, but which may give the first-time listener pause.
To increase your enjoyment of the story, an opportunity to read, as well as listen
to, the chapter, is provided.
Today, we bring you Chapter
14: CUNT IN A BOARDROOM.
"Help! I can't listen--I don't have headphones handy, I'm at work, and when I get home, my children will be underfoot! Plus, I'm more of a reader than a listener, you know?"
PREFER TO READ? We're on it. Here is a
passworded-protected link to the written version of this chapter for tour
participants' eyes only. Your password is tlclark, and your gateway is
here: CHAPTER 14 :C*NT IN A
BOARDROOM.
________
Enjoyed what you
heard/read? The tour continues on Wed Oct 11 with Chapter
15 // BLACKMAIL
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FIRST STOP: If this blog is
your first stop on the tour, you might want to head back to stop number one,
hosted by Tome Tender Blog: The
Photograph,
or to the Tour Home Page, and start from the beginning. There are chances to
win prizes at every stop!
TODAY'S PRIZE:
Click here to follow the link:
CONTEST LIVE UNTIL 12:00 am Nov 29, 2017
(If this link is not working for you, visit mjanecolette.com/ConAudioTour to
enter)
GRAND PRIZE TREASURE
HUNT ENTRY, PART 14:
For a chance to win one of two COMPLETE HARD COPY SETS of M. Jane Colette's
novels, send an email to TellMe@mjanecolette.com, and:
- put
#ConAudioTour Day 14 in the subject heading,
- ask
to be added to her Rough Draft Confessions newsletter (or tell Jane you're
already on her mailing list, and it's awesome, when's the next love letter
coming?) and,
- answer
the question: "Who calls Elizabeth... that word?"
Hint: The answer's contained
in today's chapter.
(The small print: Each
tour stop offers you one opportunity to enter the GRAND PRIZE TREASURE HUNT
DRAW, for a total of 48 entries if you complete the tour. The books that
comprise the GRAND PRIZE are the novels Tell Me, Cherry Pie Cure, and
Consequences, and the non-fiction collection of essays Rough Draft Confessions,
including its controversially titled, available-only-in-Canada, beta reader /
limited edition predecessor.)
CAN'T
WAIT? BUY THE E-BOOK NOW:
AUDIOBOOK
COMING CHRISTMAS 2017
REMEMBER: The story continues on
Wed Oct 11 with Chapter 15 // BLACKMAIL hosted by BOOKWORM BRANDEE.
_______
M. Jane Colette writes tragedy
for people who like to laugh, comedy for the melancholy,
and erotica for women and men who like their fantasies real. She
believes rules and hearts were made to be broken; ditto the constraints of
genres.
_______
Tues Sept 26 // Chapter 2 // PINK PANTIES hosted
by KIM KNIGHT
Thurs Sept 28 // Chapter 4 // ENTER THE ADULTERER hosted
by MISHA ELLIOTT
Mon Oct 2 // Chapter 7 // CARELESS hosted
by ELIZA DAVID
Fri
Oct 6 // Weekly Recap at mjanecolette.com
Tues Oct 10 // Chapter 14 // CUNT IN A BOARDROOM hosted
by TL CLARK
Fri Oct 13 // Weekly + to-date recap on mjanecolette.com
Sat Oct 14 // Chapter 17 // CONDOMS IN A SUITCASE hosted
by AMANDA SIEGRIST
Wed Oct 18 // Chapter 21 // EDUCATING PHILISTINES hosted
by RAMPA PA GROUP
Fri
Oct 20 // Weekly + to-date recap on mjanecolette.com
Sat Oct 21 // Chapter 23 // GUILT IN A TEA CUP hosted
by SULTRY SIRENS
Thurs
Oct 26 // early weekly & to-date recap on mjanecolette.com
Mon Oct 30 // Chapter 31 // ADDICTIONS hosted
by ANGELICA DAWSON
[no
scheduled post on Tuesday, October 31 – Halloween]
Fri Nov 3 // Chapter 34 // NO MORE hosted
by KATE FOREST
Sat Nov 4 // Weekly & to-date recap on mjanecolette.com
Mon Nov 6 // Chapter 36 // SUFFERING FOR ART hosted
by T&A BOOK BLOG
Fri
Nov 10 // Weekly + to-date recap on mjanecolette.com
Sat Nov 11 // no post, in respect of Veterans Day in USA and
Remembrance Day in Canada
Fri Nov 17 // Weekly + to-date recap on mjanecolette.com
Sun Nov 19 // Chapter 46 // ABSOLUTION hosted
by READS2LOVE
Wed
Nov 22 // Full Recap on mjanecolette.com + Cyber Champagne Celebration of the
Tour’s Success!
Thurs
Nov 30 – GRAND PRIZE WINNERS ANNOUNCED on mjanecolette.com
